Aug 23

The BIG 2011 Earthquake

Guess you heard there was an earthquake along the east coast Tuesday a massive 5.8 – some can goods were dislodged from shelves and lawn chairs toppled causing fear to paralyze the entire seaboard and forcing the evacuation of government building giving citizens a brief reprieve from tyranny of the political lemmings. Reports from Alaska and California are said to have called the BIG Quake of 2011 a long the east coast “cute”.

Meanwhile there was a 5.3 earthquake in Colorado also on Tuesday that managed to go completely unnoticed.

Early reports  state Obama claims he inherited the fault line from the prior administration and he’d have a plan to react to the earthquake in a few weeks after he gets back from vacation.

5.9 magnitude earthquake hits Mineral, Va.
Trembling with laughter: Top 10 tweets from #DCquake

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