Monthly Archive: August 2011

Aug 31

UPDATE: Boehner TKO’s Obama

Yes the man-child decided he’d make his all so important jobs speech the same night and time as the GOP debate and then act as if he didn’t know… Obama schedules jobs speech on the same night as GOP debate President Barack Obama will make his long-awaited speech about jobs  Wednesday night to a joint …

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Aug 30

Are you Aesthetically-Challengened?

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Were you beat with an ugly stick? Did you fall through the homely tree and hit every branch? Has your face been compared to that of a baboon’s ass? If so you my be aesthetically-challenged and have legal rights… Sadly not all Americans are as pretty as I am and for those with a face …

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Aug 29

In the wake of Hurricane Hyperbole…

Well I didn’t watch the hurricane coverage this weekend and I’m guessing nothing much happened to meet the hype – no reports of Shemp Smith standing on a bridge crying and Geraldo hanging on for dear life to a telephone pole in 150 mph winds telling me how dangerous it is… oh there was some …

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Aug 27

Movie of the Week #84 – Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

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Pee Wee’s Big Adventure So today is Paul Reubens’s birthday – I did not know that when I picked this film… I had a birthday this week too – bet you did not know that – so what just another day. As you might know Reubens got busted for jerkin’ his yerkin’ in an adult …

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Aug 26

Hurricane Hysteria

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So I was listening to Mark Davis whom laughs far too much at his own jokes that was filling in for Rush today and he was talking about something I’d been saying for the last couple of days – if it wasn’t for the fact that all the mainstream media is located along the east …

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Aug 25

Fart Free Freedom Fighting

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For Marines in Afghanistan: be careful where you fart So here’s the news:  audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans. I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that don’t seem normal to Americans and it’s hard to spend seven months working in someone else’s back …

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Aug 23

The BIG 2011 Earthquake

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Guess you heard there was an earthquake along the east coast Tuesday a massive 5.8 – some can goods were dislodged from shelves and lawn chairs toppled causing fear to paralyze the entire seaboard and forcing the evacuation of government building giving citizens a brief reprieve from tyranny of the political lemmings. Reports from Alaska …

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Aug 22

Religion and Politics

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It has always been said that religion and politics makes strange bed fellows – it is also said you should never talk about either. Well I’m going to – if you’ve read this blog for any amount of time you likely know I rarely ever bring up or talk about religion and that’s because I …

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Aug 20

Movie of the Week #83 – Amadeus

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Amadeus This possibly one of, if not my favorite movie of all time… oh there is plenty of movies I like but this one is really high on the list. I’m not sure when I started listening to classical music, maybe it was because of parochial school that forced it upon me or perhaps the …

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Aug 19

Cowardly Liberal Mom exploits her child as human shield hand puppet…

Did you see this? Pretty typical of a liberal to use a child as a human shield, to fearful of confrontation to ask the question themselves. So this clueless women ask her kid to ask Perry why he doesn’t believe in science… and I failed to see what he said that would point in that …

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