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Obama Addressing High School Graduates With Teleprompters
Obama to high school grads: ‘Don’t make excuses’
President Barack Obama is telling high school graduates in Michigan not to make excuses, and to take responsibility for failures as well as successes.
In excerpts of remarks to be delivered Monday evening at Kalamazoo Central High School, Obama said that it’s easy to blame others when problems arise. “We see it every day out in Washington, with folks calling each other names and making all sorts of accusations on TV,” the president said.
Just a search of “Obama blames” yields about 2 millions returns and “Obama points finger” yields 3.8 million returns, but I’m guessing he “inherited” those results from the prior administration or maybe the GOP or the Tea Party caused them… after all he didn’t ask for these excuses they were there when he showed up so get a mop… a socialist mop and help clean up the excuses, just don’t stand and tell him how to mop. (After all he is untrainable)
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AWG, June 8th 2010 |
Tags: lies, Morons, Obama, socialist, TOTUS
Posted in FYI, Politics, lies
Dateline WASHINGTON DC July 13, 2009 – Sad news rocked the political world today as the report of the untimely and seemingly violent death of ‘prompter icon TOTUS the First, even with make-shift shines that have spontaneously sprung up across America and the multiple tributes planned for this sudden loss of a ‘prompter icon TOTUS an air of mystery still surrounds the unexpected death of the TOTUS the First and unverified early reports say it was suspected suicide due to the pressure of constantly misleading the American people that he loved so much. Other reports say in recent days the TOTUS had been seen “out of it” or “high” and more observer was reported as saying “He just seemed stoned all the time.” It had become apparent in recent weeks that the TOTUS was at times despondent and reluctant to perform often losing his place or failing to scroll properly, a White House insider speaking on the condition of anonymity reported hear rather heated argument coming for the inter sanctum of the Oval Office between POTUS and TOTUS as one insider said hearing the POTUS say “You’ve got to get off the crack, baby I know I’ve been there.” This had led some to believe foul play could have been afoot with all eyes on Rombo Emmanuel and his endless badgering and ridicule driving the TOTUS to his demise. Witnesses at the scene said ‘it was surprising and unexpected, he seemed fine and the nicest TOTUS you’d ever meet, he was the last ‘prompter I’d expect this from, it was really quite disturbing to see.” Shortly after the event government official said the psychologist had been brought in to help those that witness “this event” as they are calling to deal with any lingering emotional trauma. A clearly shaken and emotional charged Mrs. TOTUS was reported as saying “They did this to him! They drove if over the edge… those bastards! He was fine until HE came along.” as she sobbed uncontrollably. It is unclear who Mrs TOTUS was referring to when she said “HE” many say it was no other than the POTUS himself, calls to Mrs. TOTUS’s resident went unanswered as of this evening.
Heir apparent TOTUS the Second (TOTUS II) could not be reached for comment, but he spokesman released a statement saying he was “deeply sadden and his thoughts and prayers went out to the TOTUS I family at this difficult time.”
Official cause of death is pending an autopsy results, investigators have no comment.
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Requiem for a teleprompter
Tragedy at the White House: TOTUS destroyed; Update: Video added
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AWG, July 14th 2009 |
Tags: humor, parody, TOTUS, Washington
Posted in FYI, WTF
Did anyone watch the Obama media love fest last night? Or as I prefer to call it the media puck fest. He spoke for a hour and answered 13 questions after he and the TOTUS were finished patting themselves on the back.
One media butt kisser asked what Obama was “surprised”, “troubled”, “Enchanted” and “humbled.” Gag me with a spoon! Hey here are some questions you could have asked…
The economy has receded 6.1% since you took office, is it safe to say the stimulus is not working?
Unemployment continues to grow at an alarming rate, what happened to those “shovel ready” jobs?
You’ve ran up the largest debt in all of history, how are you going to pay for it?
Do you have a 9/10 mentality?
and about a 100 more.
The most troubling thing Obama said was “we’ve begun the work of remaking America.”
Excuse me? Remaking America, I don’t think so… America doesn’t need to be remade, we just need to survive Obama’s poor leadership until 2012 so we can begin the dismantlement of all this socialism.
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AWG, April 30th 2009 |
Tags: Obama, TOTUS
Posted in Politics, Random Thoughts, WTF
Remember back on April 15th and the TEA Parties… remember Obama and the White House said they knew nothing about the TEA Parties.
“The White House says the president is unaware of the tea parties and will hold his own event today,” ABC’s Dan Harris said on “Good Morning America” on April 15.
Well today Obama says…
Those of you who are watching certain news channels on which I am not very popular, and you see folks waving tea bags around, let me just remind them that I am happy to have a serious conversation about how we are going to… [blah blah blah uh uh uh].
So which is it? Did you see them or where you aware of them or not? Pick a lie and stick with it or is it the TOTUS’s fault? You want to meet with TEA Party goers, come on over I’ll meet with you.
I think it’s sad and pathetic that Obama has a need to attack anyone or any group that doesn’t agree with him… so much for being the ‘GREAT UNITER’. I’m allowed to attack I’m not the President.
These TEA Parties really got under his skin, otherwise he wouldn’t have mentioned them, these little gatherings really pissed him off because they were full of people that didn’t worship him and he couldn’t stand it, that really got to him that there are a lot of people, a whole lot of people that really don’t like him and his policies and he can’t stand it so he lashes out like a little baby, but this is not new it’s fairly typical of his behavior.
So tell you what Obama I’ll met with you, I’ll even buy the beers so since there is a handout involved you should really like that.
What others have said.
Bluff called
National Tea Party Leadership Team Accepts President Obama’s Invitation
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AWG, April 29th 2009 |
Tags: Obama, TOTUS
Posted in FYI, Random Thoughts
You know the Somali pirates, which are nothing more than a tiny band of ruffians continue to taunt O-bow-ma. Why? Why hasn’t this issue been resolved? If it was me, and it’s not I’d have people watching the pirate boat 24/7 and as soon as the Capitan jumps overboard and started to swim a away I would have cut loose with a naval R2d2 (MK 15 Phalanx) at 4500 rounds per minute and that would be the end of it, perhaps if Obama knew a little about the military he would know what to do, but he’s to much of a spineless screw America worm to do anything. If using a Phalanx is not an option, which any real leader would make it one, then I’d have several snipers on the boat and as a former Marine sniper I can tell you this will work… you have the same number of snipers as pirates (4) and the they all take aim and on the count of three drop them like a rock, rescue the Capitan and you are done, what the hell is Obama waiting for? Does he think he can talk to them? Give me a break, he’s an idiot with lollipop dreams of how the real world operates, you don’t talk to pirates or terrorist, you kill them then ask questions.
This is ridiculous! The most power navy being held at bay by four rag-tag pirates, because we have a weak ass, candy ass so called leader that thinks he can talk to them and this is from the guy that said “just words, just speeches” well Barry O why don’t you %&@# can the words and speeches that the TOTUS tells you to say and show some real leadership? But I guess that is not possible from a man with no leadership skills or experience at all.
You may or may not like Bush, but I can tell you he would have had this over with by now … a small rubber raft a drift in the Indian Ocean with four measly pirates that are out of gas and Obama can’t handle it with the most powerful navy in the history of man, truly pathetic so I’ll stick with my story that he is an embarrassment to the country.
Here let compare…
Somali Pirate…
VERSES
The US Navy
Why is this even a question?
Oh yeah… Obama is in charge.
Oh and by the way if I was in charge this would be over, I’d do what I had to do and I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass what the rest of the world thought, now the loony blame America first lefty libs will call this arrogant. I call it acting in your own best self interest of what’s best for the country and ridding the seas of pirates is not only good for America it’s good for the world.
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AWG, April 11th 2009 |
Tags: Bush, Obama, pirates, TOTUS
Posted in FYI, Politics, WTF
I haven’t seen Obama on Leno, it hasn’t aired yet as of this writing/typing/blogging/whatever and I have no plans to watch it I hear that there is a nice test pattern on public access somewhere. But it’s already leaked out that “The One” laid a egg on The Tonight Show by cracking that his bowling game was like the Special Olympics. Smooth move Exlax. Some speculate that the TOTUS made him do it, I don’t believe the TOTUS was a guest on The Tonight Show, after all this was the first appearance ever of a setting President on The Tonight Show ever and I believe Obama is far to narcissistic to take the TOTUS along. Besides I don’t think the TOTUS would make such a gaff.
Frankly, I think the TOTUS was back at the Ritz Carlton tracking Obama’s NCAA picks or deciding what to plant in the White House kitchen garden. I mean what else is there to do? It’s not like the economy is in the tank and the Congress is passing bills that violate the US Constitution and everyone is running around with their heads cuts off, I mean nothing like that is happening right. Everyone knows the inmates are locked in their cells and haven’t taken over at the asylum, right? So Obama and the TOTUS can relax everything is a ok, go to the game, take in a show on maybe watch the sunset in Malibu… the country should implode any minute now.
But don’t blame the TOTUS, he knew nothing about it … Chris Dodd will vouch for him. (Just a guessing the TOTUS is a him, could be a her I don’t know.)
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AWG, March 19th 2009 |
Tags: Obama, TOTUS
Posted in Politics, Random Thoughts
