Liberal lexicon and the REAL meaning.

Ever hear a Liberal use a word or phrase and wonder to yourself “Hmmm. what’s that mean?” Well here are the they are defined and you no longer have to wonder … what liberals say and what they really mean.

I received a uncredited e-mail with some of these so credit where ever it’s due and I’ll continue to add to this list as they arise.

(____)-Americans = Hyphenated Americans are those people who want to be American citizens while still displaying utter contempt for both the country itself and the wholesome, traditional Americans who now comprise the evil white Oppressor class. This dual-status allows the self-defined Victim groups to actually be Americans while simultaneously avoiding the endless abuse reserved for the Unhyphenated Americans who they’re free to hate (because of the Hyphen).
Abortion = Post-conception contraception
Abortion Rights Opponent = Pro-Life
Activism = The noble pursuit of saving the world by destroying the old Capitalist structure and replacing it with the new Inclusive Redistributionist paradigm of Utopian Global Governance. Insofar as Liberals know best about everything, they must save the world from itself wherever and whenever it moves too dangerously toward Free Enterprise (the enemy of the People). Activism promotes Utopianism, the lack of Activism lets the world backslide into Profit-seeking and Exploitation. The flow of human events must be pushed forward into the Utopian future, not backward into the dark ages of Conservatism.
Affirmative Action = The assignment of labor in accordance with color and gender quotas. A remedy for the historical discriminatory practices of the illegitimate white patriarchal majority. A true economic expression of white cultural guilt.
Baby = Fetus you intend to let live
Bigotry = Anything they deem unfair to minorities
Capitalism = Pure Evil. The most loathsome sociopolitical monetary philosophy in all human history.
Christians = Ultra Evil. The Liberals’ greatest competition for the heart and soul of the World.
Community = That tightly-knit amalgamation of one or many gay, black, feminist, Hispanic, Asian, native American, and other victimological groups who hate their position in the economic structure of the United States and intend to shame their oppressors at the top into giving them, free of charge, the kind of lives for which others have had to labor for decades to achieve.
Compassion = Redistribution of Wealth. The single most efficient weapon in the Leftists’ arsenal. Armed with Compassion, the Liberals have rescued four generations of black Americans from the unfair demands of employment and marriage.
Conservatives = A loony fringe group that makes up 65% of the population. The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth.
Corporate America = The Great Satan. The true enemy of The People, Corporate America is a tiny but powerful monolithic Special Interest group comprised of the most evil creatures ever to live: the Fat Cats.
Corporate Welfare = Immoral tax breaks and cushy sweetheart Government contracts for the most vile element of our society: Capitalist Corporations.
Corruption = Sometime only committed by White business owners and politicians
Crime = Wrong doing in the eyes of liberals by corporate America
Diversity = Affirmative Action. The essential “biology and behavior as culture” reasoning which serves as the foundation for the political theory known as “Inclusion.” Because gender, skin color, sexual preferences, social behavior, and political needs are immutable, genetically determined traits, many kinds of specific behaviors (like homosexual pedophilia and abortion) are thought to be the “culture” of their practitioners.
Equal Access to Opportunity = jobs, housing, seats on Corporate Boards, placement in Colleges and Graduate Schools, memberships in country clubs, etc., be disbursed as evenly to victim groups.
Date Rape = A self-delusionary excuse for abortion (created by the Institutional Feminists) which allows girls to go out on the town with the boys of their choice, have a fun (and often drunken) evening, have sex with that very boy, come up pregnant, then get an abortion based on a claim of rape that does not have to be reported to the authorities or proven in a criminal court.
Drugs = The plague of the poor and the joy of the wealthy Democrats. While ghetto dwellers kill each other over drugs and drug money, Hollywood elites and everyday Democrats consume drugs by the ton.
Equality = Equal number of all races regardless of demographic population. Sameness. Sameness of income regardless of position in a company; Sameness of neighborhoods, each with the right proportional balance of race, gender and sexual preference groups; Sameness of value, each person no better or worse than any other, each equally precious; Sameness of wealth, everyone well off but no one richer than anyone else; Sameness of politics, everyone a Politically Corrected Third Way Multi-Plural Sociologist Liberal, every other point of view a crime. Sameness as defined by the Left is the model for a perfect Global Liberal Utopian Citizen, proud of the fact that he’s no better than anyone else.
Extremists = Conservatives that believe in the Constitution. Anyone who disagrees with the Democrats in any way. The Democratic cause (International Parliamentary Sociologist Redistributionism) is such a perfect, noble, almost holy goal that anyone who opposes it in any way is certainly a monster. These monsters include: Gun owners and gun advocates; Fat Cat rich people; International Businessfolk; the Military; White Protestant Christians; Anti-Abortionists; Heterosexual Activists; the Boy Scouts; International Corporations; Republicans and Conservatives; the Business Community; Morality-based ethics; Achievement-based Elitism; Selfishness, Greed, and a whole host of erroneous notions based on the success of the individual instead of the success of the Sociologist Government. Those who oppose Liberalism are evil, they must be destroyed.
Fairness = The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the Constitution insists that people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that they achieve equally.
Fat Cats = That small five percent of evil White Men who own everything and keep everyone else poor.
Fetus = Baby you intend to kill
Free Speech = Anything spoken by liberals only. The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which Liberals may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and hate.
Government Funds = Monies that magically appear out of nowhere
Greed = The drive of business people that work hard and get ahead in life
Guns = The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by themselves. People, unless they’re white men (who are born killers), are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal accident).
Hate = The single core psychological element present in the heart of every single person who is not a Liberal. Anyone who disagrees with the International Fascist Feminist Liberal Parliamentary model of Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism, White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry, Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks, Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity, Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives, Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc., they’re all branches of the same singular tree called Hate.
Hate Speech = Anything negative said to or about a liberal
Heart = An organ only possessed by Liberals. That single element of love held in common by each and every human being (except Conservatives, Republicans, and Capitalists) from which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth itself.
Homophobia = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to convince the American Public that homosexuality is really cool.
Homosexuals = Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are “different” (yet not really different at all).
Inclusion = The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority Identity Groups is guaranteed
Injustice = Any person that has less than another, or when one person has more than another, Injustice prevails. i.e. Share the Wealth
Intellectual Diversity = This is a word used by liberals but no such concept anywhere in the Liberal Lexicon
Karl Marx = The father of the Struggle. Marx is the hero of Democrats everywhere. He showed us the evils of Wealth and Profit. His hatred of the business community is the model for all the hate that’s accrued in the Liberal heart down through the decades. Once Liberals discovered that Socialist Hate would be tolerated (even encouraged) by college teachers, the Washington Post, Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, CNN, MSNBC in fact almost the entire spectrum of TV’s news and political departments, Hollywood stars, and millions of envious, victimized Leftists on the street, the malignant contempt inherent in Marxism rose like a mist into the American Democratic soul where it festered into the omni-directional fire hose of rage against anyone and anything normal and wholesome that we see today.
Looking like America = Cosmetic Diversity. The essential Liberal assertion that your political power and interests reside in the color of your skin and the configuration of your genitals. By this formula, the Democrats need only surround themselves with Women and Minorities to claim that Liberalism “Includes” all their different, diverse voices and needs. In this way, the Democrats “Look Like America” in stark contrast to the Evil Right Wingers who look like rich old white Fat Cats.
Mean-Spiritedness = Anyone who says anything negative about the goals of Liberalism is mean-spirited.
Mentor = A seasoned, benign socialist who is willing to help a young, underprivileged victim of Capitalism learn the ropes and tricks involved with getting his own slice of someone else’s hard-earned pie.
Moral Relativism = Situational Ethics. The essential equity between opposing moral and legal paradigms. Ethics are just an opinion, no one person can tell any other what’s right or wrong. Any sense of propriety and honor can be politically adjusted to fit handily into any current circumstance. If a Republican president lies to the nation, he’s a disgrace. When a Democratic president does the same thing, he’s defending the Constitution. If a Conservative cheats on his taxes, he’s a social criminal because his victims need that money and he won’t give it to them. When a Democrat cheats on his taxes, it’s because he’s been systematically denied any other opportunities to make more money (besides, millionaires cheat like crazy, so why not go bust them instead?
Minority = Anyone not White
MultiCulturalism = The single greatest political idea in all human history. MultiCulturalism is the remarkable combination of Marxist Socialism, American Leftist World-Saving Activism, 1960′s Hippy Libertinism, the envious Victimology of Women-and-Minorities, the Redistributionist demands of the Poor, the Biology as Destiny argument of the blacks and homosexuals, all linked by the “Government as Social Engineer and Parent” vision of the Liberal Sociologists; It’s Fascism, Orwellian history revision, Managed Capitalism, and the Good Hate of the Blame-America-First Progressives all rolled into one magnificent cause: A Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Parliament governed by an Enlightened, Proportionally Appointed body which referees the petitions of each special political interest group according to the immutable laws of Social Justice, dispensing Politically Correct funds and creating an ever-better world in the process.
Nazis = Conservatives. Republicans. Tea Partiers. Anyone who is not a Progressive Liberal.
New Democrat = The physical and semantic veneer applied to an old-time sociologist Liberal attitude which sufficiently disguises traditional Leftist Redistributionism as a market-friendly, Third Way moderate social philosophy which wants to use the means of successful Capitalism to accomplish the ends of Benign Utopian Socialism. A New Democrat encourages Market success so it might be regulated into traditional redistributionist social programs to help the very victims that the old-fashioned Democrats created. A New Democrat is an old Socialist with a new look and the same old goals: Che Guevara with a shave and a credit card, Jane Fonda waving an American flag, Karl Marx with a stock portfolio.
Oppressors = White men. Rich white men, poor white men. Educated white men, ignorant white men. White men with guns. Christian white men, conservative white men, white men with short hair. Straight white men with jobs and families. All white men, past present and future. Every white man is a racist, sexist, homo-hating, arrogant white patriarchal supremacist who has raped every woman, enslaved and then lynched every black man, killed every Indian, and humiliated every homosexual all down through history, from ancient Europe until now in America. White men are guilty of every crime ever committed, if not directly, then by causing their victims to commit them in frustration. No white man has ever done anything good, and never will. He bears the guilt of his heritage. If not for white men, war itself would not exist. The world would be a global commune of universal equality. Food would grow freely everywhere, it would be summer everywhere, and everyone would be healthy and happy, tan and rich, though money would be gone. White men keep Utopia from happening. The only white men of any dubious value are Liberal white men who are graduates of the Hillary Bobbit Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity, wherein guilty white men emasculate themselves on behalf of their countless victim-groups whose special interests the Liberal Activist government should place over their own.
Poverty = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently redistribute the Wealth
Power = Like air, and Wealth, Political Power is a natural resource that springs from Nature itself. Power is a birthright, and everyone is entitled to the same amount, no more. It can only be accumulated by depriving other people of their fair share. (If Whitey has too much, it’s because Blacks have too little, etc.) Lack of Power causes all the problems that plague the People. For the International Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia to flourish, Power must be redistributed from the Oppressors to the People. When the Victims are empowered, Injustice will finally be conquered. It’s incumbent upon the Politically Correct Liberal Government to disenfranchise the Fat Cats on behalf of the People.
Profits = One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the Corporate Pirates
Racism = Republican-engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently socialize the American economy
Redistribution = The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class to their poor victim-class.
Redistribution of Wealth = Marxism/Socialism
Reparations = That sum of money “legally” due to today’s blacks for the crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history.
Reproductive Rights = Abortion
Rights = Powers, Privileges, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely guaranteed by the Government, Liberals view the Government as the eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing; free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are elevated to the noble status they’ve been denied all along. Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish these wonderful goals.
Separation of Church and State = The anecdotal principle that religious ideals must not be legislated into public policy.
Sexism = The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently Feminize American society to the point where Women run the country by sheer dint of their statistical numerical majority.
Shame = Guilt.
Simple Majority = Reconciliation, a sneaky trick to circumvent the rules of the Senate
Social Engineering = The finest pursuit of Government, the creation of society. People, left to their own devices, make wrong choices and inevitably become evil.
Social Justice = That wonderful principle which defines society as a paint-by-the-numbers pastiche of equally entitled victim-groups who should be deliberately included in the outer, larger society according to their guilt-driven social demographic percentages, not by personal achievement.
Special Interests = The evil Big Money concerns that fund the Conservative and Republican hate-agenda. Oil, Guns, Alcohol, Tobacco, Wall Street, the Pharmaceutical Companies, etc.
Tea Baggers = Average Americans made up of taxpayers comprised mostly of parents, the elderly, retired, and prior military.
The Legacy of Slavery = The constantly hostile social (and economic) environment in which black folks have found themselves ever since Slavery was dissolved. This evil, white racist social infrastructure is the sole explanation for “Black Failure in America.”
The Poor = Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat Cats have too much money and just won’t give it to those who need it more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager resources, the Poor can’t get out of the trap laid for them by the evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the children of Wealth summer in the Caribbean, the elderly parents of the poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing, Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things. That’s why they can’t get ahead in life, they don’t get enough free stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on the resources of their exploiters.
The Rich = That greedy minority of Capitalist Americans who have risen to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People will rise up and destroy them all.
The Struggle = That eternal Liberal effort to overthrow the corrupt traditional American culture on behalf of all the wonderful (yet sadly wretched) constituents of the Left. The endless battle between the noble forces of Universal Political Correctness and normal evil American society. Anarchy versus Law. Good Hate versus Bad Hate. Up with the poor, down with the Rich; up with Homosexuals and down with heterosexuals; up with Women and Minorities, down with White Men. Up with Redistribution, down with Free Enterprise. The People, United, will never be defeated.
The Wealth = Cultural Profit. That enormous body of money, generated by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have an essential claim. However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it. Wealth is not private property, earned by individuals. It’s public property, to be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology.
The World = The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose name and on whose behalf the Liberal Activists pursue the destruction of Capitalism. Phrases like “Every other civilized country in The World provides …..” and “The Poor People of The World are sick and tired of ….” and “Every humane country in The World supports ….” and “The World needs more ….,” are injected into every discussion designed to show just how evil and insensitive America truly is. Our horrible nation is surrounded by a “World” that knows better than we do about absolutely everything held dear in the Liberal Heart. America is always wrong, The World is always right.
Truth = Those obvious, self-evident principles known to all Liberals which form the basis of their political views. Above debate, these truths serve as an ever present body of dogma for the secular political religion which is Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism.
Tyranny = That imaginary power of the majority to coerce the noble minorities into UniCultural submission to Conservative Nazi-ism. In the mind of a Liberal, “The Tyranny of the Majority” is the very thing that the Constitution was created to prevent. As long as the majority is comprised of White Oppressors, then the majority is tyrannical. An enlightened Liberal majority cannot be a tyranny because the Liberal majority is made up of minorities. The Minorities are wise and good, the White Male Supremacists are evil, so the Tyranny of the Majority refers exclusively to the rule of the white supremacist patriarchic cultural paradigm over the noble Sociological Union of its Victims. Majority Rule = Bad. Minority Rule = Good.
Understanding = Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who simply can’t be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers, female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control. People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations, committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it doesn’t understand. Free Mumia!!
Utopia = That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education, employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.

The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are: Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians.
Values = Liberal Sociologist goals and concerns. Redistributing more money to the Poor; Demanding that Women and Minorities be given high-powered corporate jobs because of the color of their skin and the configuration of their genitals; Making sure that everyone welcomes openly predatory Homosexuality into public life; Providing more contraceptive Abortions to protect the health and convenience of unwed mothers; Spending more on Gun Control and public school dispensed condoms; Praising and empowering single parent and gay households; Pursuing more hate-crime (thought-crime) legislation. These are true values.

Conservative values, like two-parent heterosexual families, monogamy, faith based ethics, personal responsibility, moral consistency, humility and self-control, drive and self-reliance, aren’t really Values at all. They’re Bigotry, exclusion, Racism and Sexism, Homophobia, White Supremacist propaganda, Eurocentric arrogance; Basically they’re just plain Evil. They’re the code of the Oppressors, profoundly insulting to the majority of people.
Victim = Any poor female or non-white soul who would have a wonderful and fulfilling life if not for the evil machinations of the Right Wingers.
Victimology = The Left’s Zero-Sum accusation-game which accounts for the failures of the noble lower class by blaming the success of the criminal upper class. For centuries, The Rich have been accumulating their wealth by actively depriving the poor of the opportunities so necessary for economic achievements of their own. Since one cannot achieve wealth except through the poverty of someone else, those wealthy among us are the true cultural criminals. The lower classes may commit Crimes, but it’s only due to the madness which comes from the constant poverty, humiliation, and deprivation to which they have been subjected for thousands of years. From tooth decay and obesity to getting stuck in the snow, there is no misfortune in the life of a Liberal that can’t be blamed on The Rich, or the Republicans (who are the pawns of The Rich). From petty theft to rape, armed robbery, drug addiction and murder, the Liberal constituent is never to blame. It’s always America’s fault, because America (through its hell spawn Capitalism) is evil at its core. It’s America that’s guilty. When the Democrats finally destroy America and Free Enterprise, all today’s victims will be made completely whole by International Third Way Redistributive Utopianism.
Welfare = The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social program of all time. The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of society’s ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they all vote Democratic to keep the cash rolling in. Under the rubric of Compassion, the Democrats give them just enough money and services to keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its comfortable clutches.
White Men = Devils in human guise.
White Supremacy = America’s singular underlying Injustice. White European Men have dominated North American culture far too long. They have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate, lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it’s time they were stopped.
Women-and-Minorities = A composite word designed to describe the Siamese Twins of the Left. Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core legendry of Victimology. For all of human history, Women and Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery. Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions of years. Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains, veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties heaped on (who else?…) Women and Minorities. This is the stuff of joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and everything. Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and Minorities and Democrats are braided into a single strong cord that stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities rule the world.
Zero Sum Game =The remarkable idea that people can steal Wealth from each other just by succeeding at life. Since Wealth belongs to everyone equally, no one can accumulate more than his fair share without depriving someone else of their own portion. The hollow-eyed poor are dying in the streets because the Fat Cats have billions of dollars that should be given back to the Victims of the legalized thievery known as Capitalism. People should not be allowed to have more money than their neighbors until the whole World has enough free food, free shelter, free medical services etc. Even though Wealth is essentially evil, it’s far too important to be left in Greedy, private hands. The Government must nationalize all money and pass it out according to the immutable laws of Liberalism.