The Angry White Guy

It was a tough call as to just who would be the Dumbass of the Year! It was a early race that was neck and neck with Barack Obama starting out with the fictional Office of the President Elect to taking three days to address a terrorist attack and Joe Biden’s multiple gaffes both battled hard for first place, Obama stayed strong in the race with the over play of blame Bush, however Biden fell back as it would seem he has been locked in closet somewhere in deep underground. Suddenly out of no where came professed Communist Van Jones but under public pressure fell out out of the race quietly on Labor Day weekend. Holding close in the pack were the old favorites Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and while they did maintain pace with the pack leaders found it difficult to take the lead against incompetent competition. While Janet Napolitano was off to a slow start she gained ground quickly by declaring returning veterans as potential recruiters of right-wing extremist on the grounds they don’t like a black president. However, Obama shot back with claiming that a white police officer acted stupidly and upped the anny with a beer summit, not to be out done Napolitano claimed illegal immigration wasn’t a crime… but Obama battled back with an apology tour and crowned it with bows to foreign leaders and an unannounced fly-by in NYC. The race went back and forth for sometime with a few minor challenges from the likes of Timothy Geithner, Anita Dunn, David Axelrod, Cass Sunstien, Eric Holder, Rahm Emanuel, and Robert Gibbs but it was not to be for them as the two leader Obama and Napolitano held firm to their leads… suddenly in a 11th hour push Napolitano pushed far ahead with back to back major gaffes regarding Flight 253 and the Muslim knickerbomber… so without further ado Janet Napolitano you are the Dumbass of the Year!

Don’t fret Urkle will be highlighted on his one year disaster anniversary.

Yes, Janet Napolitano, DEMOCRAT from Arizona

For listing Tea Party protester, southern Christians and returning members of the military as potential domestic terrorist and right-wing extremists… you are a dumbass.

For renaming the ongoing “War on Terror” as an “Overseas Contingency”… you are a dumbass.

For dropping the word “terrorism” from the government lexicon… you are a dumbass.

For saying that the terrorist attack on 9/11/01 was really a “man-caused disaster”… you are a dumbass.

For claiming that ILLEGAL immigration is not a crime… you are a dumbass.

For declaring that the Canadian boarder was more dangerous than the Mexican boarder… you are a dumbass.

For stating that the Muslim Terrorist attacks on 9/11 came from Canada… you are a dumbass.

For allowing the spread of Swine Flu by not testing travelers from Swine Flu ground zero in Mexico… you are a dumbass.

For comparing a fence along the US southern border to the Berlin Wall… you are a dumbass.

For claiming that Homeland Security’s “system worked” when all could see it failed… you are a dumbass.

For walking back your “system worked” comment with “system failed”… you are a dumbass.

Janet for you just being you… you are a dumbass.

So congratulations Janet Napolitano!! You are the official 2009 www.angrywhiteguy.com Dumbass of the Year! Deserving of awards and accolades to have failed so much in one short year you are the winning loser!

Please contact me for shipping. Prizes include but are not limited to…

**8X10 glossy Dumbass of the Year photo suitable for framing. (See insert photo)
**1 custom Angry White Guy Dumbass of the Year un-official T-Shirt (I’m guessing XXL?)
**An official Angry White Guy secret decoder ring.
**2 buy one, get one free coupons for Sonic Burgers.

Now that’s quite the prize package!

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