The Angry White Guy

PETA a Terrorist Group!

Posted December 8th 2009 at 8:21 am by AWG

Gratuitous scantly clad PETA puppet

Yeah-yeah I know there are bigger things going on in the world than the bimbo-squad at PETA, but this is just funny… at least to me.

USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat

The USDA has just released a new security profile form, which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists.

The original PDF link to the USDA is dead for what ever reason but here is the part in question…
(Here is a link to the pdf file the government took down.)

In one section of the form, on p4, item #2 B and C, PETA is listed as a “domestic special interest terrorist”:

B. Terrorist Threat. What terrorist activities have occurred in or around your building/facility in the past 5 years (documented cases)? Please check all that apply.

[ ] Attack from international terrorists
[ ] Attack from domestic special interest terrorists
-[ ] Earth Liberation Front (ELF)
-[ ] Animal Liberation Front (ALF)
-[ ] People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
-[ ] Animal Defense League (ADL)
-[ ] Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty (SHAC)
-[ ] Formal hate group(s) (please specify):
-[ ] Other (please specify): ____________________
-[ ] Cyber Attack from a known or unknown source.

Let me be the first to admit I enjoy PETA’s ads… I mean come on a bunch of scantly clad babes running around claiming they’d rather go ‘nakkid’

Another gratuitous skin shot... I'll have some rump please.

Another gratuitous PETA puppet... I'll have some rump please.

than wear fur… I’m fine with that, really it doesn’t bother me AT ALL. Now, I don’t buy a word of what they say because they’re lefty loons with a singular agenda. So on a cold day give me fur and in fact I like to wear fur while eating meat… say a bacon-double cheeseburger topped with a fried egg… dra-ool, dra-ool (a la Daffy Duck) Does anyone take PETA seriously? I mean really does anyone? I think they’re a bunch of far left-wing loons craving attention, they’re a bunch of nutjob and they are out there away from reality, PETA is a lot of thing but they’re not terrorist, idiots yes.. terrorist no. I don’t recall them blowing anything up, threatening to blow anything up or even joking about it. Somehow I can’t picture a PETA puppet dressed only in lettuce jumping up on a desk yelling Allahu Akbar and spraying the room with gunfire.. just cant see it. — Wrapping themselves in plastic and pretending to be packaged meat, now that’s not a stretch.

I believe Kristina Addington the campaign coordinator for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)is behind a lot of the ads and shock theater. She is also the bimbo on the scene for most of the attention grabbing protest… since Kristina is nearly always scantly clad one can only guess she washed up as a stripper or lacked some sort of attention as a child, she is a exhibitionist in ever sense of the word… all she needs is a pole.

Oh ok, they throw fake blood on those that wear fur (actually I think they stopped this tactic) they cage themselves like livestock and they do a variety of other stupid things generally involving nudity and shock theater but somehow I doubt they are going to strap bombs on themselves and blow up a bus… I mean wear would they hide it? Just saying.

Note the image to the left, above it says “All animals have the same parts.” Really? She has gills? Perhaps a prehensile tail? Maybe she has flippers… I know she has feathers and a trunk. Well I looked and I didn’t see anything… I get there point, you get there point, but a few classes in biology and anatomy might be in order. PETA is using the old tried and true sex sells to get attention… must be working, I’m posting about it, but I’m not going vegetarian because if it …even if they tell me meat is murder… tasty, tasty flame-broiled delicious medium-rare murder.

Ok just for the fun of it… let have a little test. Can you find the terrorist?