What sick stuff, I pledge to the President… I’m all for helping others, but I do not need Barack Obama or any of his little minions telling me what I need to do, I’m sick of the commercials telling me how to be a parent, a husband, a father, a human… JUST THE %*@# UP! I’ve made it 46 years just damn fine without Obama or his drones.
Ok somebody tell me what the hell the pinhead said at around 0:54 mark? (Sounds like “The Art of Elysium“)
“I pledge to go to USAService.org”
…. no I don’t pledge that… because if you go to USAService.org it redirects you to a www.serve.gov that is promoting 9/11 as a Day of Service.
“I pledge to never give anyone the finger while driving?”
…. WTF? Here is what I think.
“I pledge to make sure seniors have access to health care”
…. uh what’s Medicare, hello? They have it already.
“I pledge not to use plastic bags”
…. WTF! Wasn’t the ignorant-ass liberals that pushed plastic bags on everyone in the first place. I for years have gotten paper whenever I could just to piss the liberals off… who knew I was the planet saver the entire time.
“I pledge not to use bottled water?”
…. HELLO it was the idiots in Hollywood that made it “so hip” … frankly I can not think if ever buying a single bottle of water… ever! Not because it was environmentally cool… no it was because paying a $1 for 20oz of water is stupid.
“I pledge to plant 500 trees”
… whatever, I pledge to pull the 5000 maple that come up in my garden, gutters and flower beds every year. Idiots.
“I pledge to flush only after a deuce?”
…. you do that nasty ass, I’ll flush any damn time I want if it needs it or not.
“I pledge to turn the lights off”
… whatever Puff Doofus you do that, don’t lecture me.
“I pledge to sell my obnoxious car and buy a hybrid”
… can we sell all you obnoxious actors?
“I pledge to work to make good the 200 year old promise to end slavery”
… hey dumb-ass read the Constitution and the check the 13th Amendment genius.
Now it gets creepy….
“I pledge to be of service to Barack Obama?”
….. a No!
“I pledge to be a servant to our President and all mankind.”
….. You do that, he’s not my president.
Then they ask what’s your pledge and the image of these nitwits morph into a mosaics image of Obama…. just %&#@$ creepy. I know I’m just describing what you just watched… but it’s still very… uhhh…. hmmm…. ‘Hitlerish’ it would make Joseph Goebbels proud.
So what do I pledge… I pledge to never buy another damn movie or show you idiot drones appear in… ever! Really are they just that stupid? I think they are.
“I pledge to be of service to Barack Obama”
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