The Angry White Guy

Global Warming gets a PR Firm

Posted May 3rd 2009 at 6:18 pm by AWG

Seem the loony left knows that the term “Global Warming” conjures up images of well loons…

New York Slimes – Seeking to Save the Planet, With a Thesaurus

The term turns people off, fostering images of shaggy-haired liberals, economic sacrifice and complex scientific disputes, according to extensive polling and focus group sessions conducted by ecoAmerica, a nonprofit environmental marketing and messaging firm in Washington.

So in a effort to keep the hoax alive they are breaking out the the thesaurus for a new name to the game. It’s trickery, it’s flim-flam, it’s Sham… WOW! Maybe Vince will try and sell it… you following me lemming guys?

It goes on…

Instead of grim warnings about global warming, the firm advises, talk about “our deteriorating atmosphere.” Drop discussions of carbon dioxide and bring up “moving away from the dirty fuels of the past.” Don’t confuse people with cap and trade; use terms like “cap and cash back” or “pollution reduction refund.”

Give me a break “cap and cash back” no it’s “cap and trade” or as I like to think of it “crap and rape” or “cap and take” there is no cash back with “cap and trade”. What there is, is the real possibility you’ll pay about $3000.00 more a year in energy cost. So how are they going to do it? Marketing, yep marketing to sell you something it’s not. But wait there’s more…

Some of the planned name are as absurd as “our deteriorating atmosphere” … would someone hand me the duct tape please! Where is the atmosphere going? The atmosphere is made up of 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide and a few other trace gases like the hot air released by Al Gore … so this entire Global Warming crap is all over their claim there is to much carbon dioxide (CO2) in the atmosphere of which there is 0.038%, but that’s to much according to the loon and the atmosphere is deteriorating so that would mean we need more CO2 right? And therefore we should build more coal fire plants, cars, trucks and burn wood and start churning out those emissions post haste, good Lord people the planet depends on it!! Don’t you care?!! Get cracking.
Read my post on the facts about CO2 here.

How about “Pollution reduction refund” there is no refund in fact it’s a ruse, it’s more liberal BS trying to convince you that something is one hoax when in fact it’s something else… “cap and trade” (i.e. Global Warming or Carbon Emission Control) is a tax, period!
Read a few facts about Cap and Trade here.

Or the ever popular “moving away from the dirty fuels of the past” … how about we change that on to ‘move away from the idiots of the present”? Just a thought.

So when you hear whatever “new term” they come up with to sell their junk science, call them on it. Tell them this is nothing more than the Global Warming junk science and your wish to regulate my life and I am not buying it.

But in the interest of fairness I’ll offer a few…

“Planetary Percolation”
“Atmospheric Evaporation”
“Terrestrial Thermal dynamics”

or my personal favorite

“Global oh my God the sky is falling, the sky is falling, oh God, help me Lord the end is near please Jesus no, save me Warming!!”
but if that’s to much just call it “Armageddon” short and kind of catchy, I like it and it’s what they want you to believe.

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