The Angry White Guy

Have you ever noticed (in the voice of Andy Rooney) that liberals have to put bumper stickers all over their cars? I mean one or two are ok, but they as with everything go overboard. Why is that? Now admittedly I don’t live in a very liberal area, but we have pockets around the the college and in the art district, but through the power of conservative mana we keep them contained.

Here are a few images of liberal cars, albeit these aren’t local but you get the idea.

I just noticed I pulled 3 random liberal cars image search and they were all Toyoda’s… what are the odds of that?

Now the libs have a new car, it’s the ‘Moronic’ Car or as the libs call it the Smart Car. Have you seen this little tiny POS? A few weeks ago I almost drove over one as I drive a Dodge Ram 4X4 and I swear if I did run it over, I don’t think I would have known it, it would have felt like a speed bump.

This thing is a golf cart and it is a ‘thing’ as it’s not a car, but the so-called Smart Car looks like a death trap. I was driving my truck (a real vehicle) and this toy was in front of me and I could barely see it over the hood of the truck. I saw these “things” all the time in Europe, but guess what we’re not in Europe we don’t have centuries old tiny roads here. this is America and America is a BIG place and a big place needs big cars. So piss off libs and your Iggit Cars too.

So let’s look at some specs of the Stupid Car.

Smart Car – 1.0 L, 70 HP, 3 cylinder engine, 5 speed automated manual transmission
Ram 4X4 – 5.2 L, 340 HP, V8 cylinder engine, 5 speed manual transmission

Smart Car – BRABUS “Monoblock VII” alloy wheels, front tires: 175/55 R 15; rear tires: 215/35 R 17
Ram 4X4 – Chrome Plated Steel Rims w/ 285/77R16 Front and back

My lawn mower is bigger than this thing and that’s no joke, it is. Here’s my question… what the hell good is it? You can’t haul anything in it, oh sure you might get one minibook laptop in it and if you’re really small person an iPod too, but that’s about it… some bottled water and a plant. What you’re not going to do grocery shopping in this thing, you not even going to take a road trip in it, oh sure it claims to get 33 mpg in the city and 40 mpg which it twice a much as a Dodge Ram 4X4 but the reality is it has less then 1/5 the motor, less than 1/5 the size and about 1/20 the storage and I doubt it’d pull much even down hill.

Well let’s be fair and let’s compare.

CASE CLOSED SMART CARS ARE GAY!

Thank to PickupTruck.com Godzilla Versus Bambi for unknowingly allowing me to rip and modify these images.

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