I know what you’re thinking, I know what you’re saying … you’re saying we can live in a black and white world if we want too because everything and I mean everything else is shades of gray, the law is gray , politics are gray, life is gray everything is various shades of gray and nothing is really black and white, but you want you’re clean as pie snuggly quick and easy black and white world … well let me tell why you can’t have it. The reason is simple really, not deep, not complex not a great mystery of the universe, oh no it’s much easier than all that.
The reason is nothing good ever happens in a black and white world, nothing is ever easy, nothing is ever clean, you can’t even lean a language, everything sucks in black and white so you need color, bight, shiny, glorious, 64 assorted millions color. Why you are asking unknowingly? I’ll tell you … every commercial that airs on TV for some stupid made in China piece of crap produce that you don’t need, but will make your life so much easier only if you order now and get a second one free (just pay shipping and processing) seem to, as if magic work better in color. Really it’s true. The old tired, messy, fussy, freezing your ass off, can’t water your plants, hunched over your laptop way, I can’t learn a language is always in black and white. You can’t even carry a wallet on black and white, but in color with a Slim-Clip life is better. Are you trying to boil pasta because you’re a dumbass and can’t do it on the stove (boil in water for 14 minutes and drain, now your an expert)? Try the color version it works so much easier with Pasta and More, tired of watering those plants every single damn day of your life in black and white … why in color you only have to do every two week with Aquaglobe. That is until the you forget about them and don’t refill them and you’re plants die. Are you cold, cranky, can’t keep you big feet covered and your hands free and every single time you final get covered up in a too small blanket some telemarketer calls … yep it sucks in black and white world blanket, but in color you can have the Snuggy and get the added bonus of looking like a Georgian Monk or a geek or both. To stupid to setup straight, get the E-Z Table or what ever the hell it’s called. Anyway you get the idea, just a random observation that life sucks in the black and white world and color makes the planet a happy, happy, order-now-in-the-next-10-minutes-buy-one-get-one-free-just-pay-shipping and-processing-limited-time-offer-operators-are-standing-by place.
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