MAN! Yesterday in Paducah, KY not a long way from the AWG secret bunker hideout PETA was protesting KFC wearing nothing but green bikinis and Leprechaun hats. You know what whack-jobs I think the PETA people are, this is proof that there is not enough meat protein in their diet and causing brain damage. Remember the Sea Kittens or the Klu Klux PETA? Nuff said.
Here is the local story.
PETA Members Stage KFC Protest
PETA protest held at Jackson Street KFC Monday
Not only would I enjoy seeing this bunch of goofy girls prance around in bikinis, I’m male after all. I would have set up a lawn chair in the back of the truck with a big bucket of extra crispy and waved dollar bills yelling TAKE IT OFF! SHOW ME YOUR BREAST! and then I’d hold up a big juicy extra crispy finger lickin’ good breast from my bucket and say “Here’s MINE! Lets see YOURS! I find that sexism is a great way to piss off this politically correct, the “do as I say and not as I do” lemmings. Besides isn’t PETA always about going naked with their I’d rather go naked than wear fur campaign? Hell if you’re going to protest something then go naked and give us a free show, we can call it ‘dinner and a show’.
I guess the most depressing thing about this entire story is not the so called cruelty to chickens, the alleged needless slaughter of our feathered friends … no the the saddest part of this story is I can’t fine a damn
picture or video of it anywhere! I want to see tiny bikinis and Leprechaun hats dammit!! What about my needs! I mean if our local media didn’t post a picture I can only imagine they were really skimpy bikinis.
So eat more KFC! In this tough economic times the worse since the great depression, we need a world with a lot more girls in skimpy bikinis and Leprechaun hats. (To the women out there, hey maybe some guys will show up too … but I’m not interested in them.)
Those pictures are out there and I’ll find them. In the mean time, you can go to PETAs anti KFC site and make your own signs for PETA like the one posted here.
Some of the signs I thought I could have taken with me if I hadn’t been asleep at the wheel and missed this golden opportunity …
“My breast are original recipe … how about yours?”
“I have two juicy thighs, do you?”
“Show me your biscuits!”
“PETA girls have extra crispy thighs.”
or any one a of a dozen or more rude, obnoxious and sexist things I could think of, because you know that would tick them off more than eating chicken. Well maybe if I ate chicken while wearing a fur coat would, but I digress.
UPDATE: YouTube Video just in …
A Special thanks to Flounder for this link.
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Found this on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjfEdAS0JCE
I love the part when the PETA zombie is righteously spouting some nonsense while the camera zooms in on the bikini behind her.
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Dear Mr. Angry White Guy ~
Your moniker just might, perhaps, says it all.
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Are you just a white guy that is angry because things are not going your way?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
In the previous Electoral processes did you vote Republican? How did that ‘work out’ for you? No worries, concerns about being lied to (No WMDs) in order to invade and overthrow an Independent country and leading to cause of countless citizens being massacred and the death of over 5,000 US service personnel? (And – Please do not insult my intelligence by claiming any false political bull-crap … such as … Sadam was so-o-o-o Evil ~ ‘The Kind Leader’ of North Korea is by far a greater danger!)
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Is it your sincere and honest belief that all things wrong these days are owed to Obama? Or – because he is Bi-Racial?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Just wondering what you think how things would be different if the Republican Party’s candidates, Mr. McCain & Sara Palin, had been elected.
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Are you, in anyway, remotely aware of the ’racial’ make up of present day soldiers?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Have you more educational knowledge than that favorably rewritten history that is passed off and taught to kids in American schools?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Do you have an truthful concept that a person can be against War and yet hold a favorable position toward most military personnel? (My wife was in the Army)
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Have you ever attempted to consider the what and how your life would be if by chance you had been born into a different racial/status classification?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Have you read – studied – the ramifications bestowed upon people due merely their being of any popular, opposite religious and/or political stance? i.e. The Holocausts, The Spanish Inquisitions, The Great Crusades, The American Civil War, The Trail of Tears – or – more modernly, The taking of Haiti, The taking of Burma (now called Myanmar), Attack on the State (now a country) of Georgia.
Are you aware of the details that in the 1960s and 1970s the US gave billions of dollars, the knowledge, and assistance, to Iran to build Oil Refineries? All the while giving US military ‘protection’ The US provided weapons and ‘military counselors,‘ (armed soldiers) to Iran to protect Iranians against Iraqis, which led to tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis being slaughtered. The Shah of Iran grew to be very wealthy while the Iranian peoples suffered disease and hunger; which led to the over throwing of The Shah and the taking of Americans as prisoners? Consequently, the US crossed the border and began supporting the Iraqi government by providing them with money, constructing refineries, weapons, and protections… which, led to Sadam Hussein becoming extremely rich while governing his people with an ’iron fist,’ torturing and murdering hundreds of thousands of people with different racial and religious viewpoints.
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
‘WWRD’ ~ oh, aren’t you so clever! You think so, huh? Where you around – or have you no knowledge of The Iran Contra Scandal (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/reagan/peopleevents/pande08.html) … or… does the whole affair simply does not matter – in your regards?
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Do you not have any knowledge of the actual events involving the US government and its propping-up of another Empirical government – The Marco Régime of the Philippines. Furthermore, do your research – not online, go to a real library and read real Historians’ accountings – regarding the numerous Governments of South America, Africa, Oceania, Pacific Islanders, Mid-Asia, and Europe that the US has/had not only ’Backed,’ but, gave cause to their existence.
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
Closer to ‘home,’ – learn how Texas, California, and Hawaii first became US territories. Much more – the very first Europeans’ introductory step onto this continent and their lying, cheating, and murderous adventures. Or, is reality, actuality, truth, and honesty too much for you comprehension, Mr. Angry White Guy?
OR …
Could it possibly be that you might hold immense prejudices against all ’non-whites?’
No I immensely prejudice against people that cut and paste the same damn sentence over and over… you seem to have a great disdain for America, one I do not have so might I suggest Cuba, you’ll like feel more at home there.